Girls up for dirty chat
F*** playing doctor do you want to play gynocologist??
You're halfway through our dirty pick up lines collection!
You must be 18 years or older to read these pick ups! How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized? Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.3.
You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.5.
You get down on your knees and give me a couple blows! You are so fine that I'd eat your shit just to see where it came from.49. [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute Welcome to the dirty pick up lines section! Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?
I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it? Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
(after sex) Damn girl, you're like those Indy cars...
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.68.
Don't let your momma know you've been reading these dirty pick up lines!
I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button. Well, let's get going with more dirty pick up lines! Hey do you wanna sit on my lap and see what pops up!
I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.10. I'll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise.12.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.15.
You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong 17.
The countdown is on to the completion of dirty pick up lines! Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.93.