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I then found out my date had set his roommate on fire and thrown him down a flight of stairs.Now he's in prison, and I never accepted another blind date invitation again.

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Jack was the captain of the basketball team, an A student, and all-around good guy whom I'd only admired from afar during my senior year.We went to a nice restaurant and had just ordered when he leaned over the table and said, "I shave my balls." I excused myself, went through the kitchen and straight out the back door to a bar to use the phone to call my friend to pick me up.—Viki, WVOn my fourth date with a guy my mom set me up with, we were playing pool and enjoying a couple of beers when a girl came up to our table, introduced herself, and then threw her beer on my date.—Erin, DCA guy took me to the Tompkins Square Park dog parade on a date, followed by brunch, where he told me about how he can't have orgasms because he's on Prozac.

And oh, could I cover brunch, because he makes like zero dollars.Do you mind if we don't go to the place I suggested? Then he says, "Good, 'cause I don't really feel like driving way out there and then bringing your ass all the way back home. Then once I pay for my half and leave my tip, he puts down and asks me if i have any more small bills because he doesn't want to break his other .